14 Reasons Liverpool Fans Will Love Dejan Lovren


Liverpool are apparently closing in on the £20m signing of defender Dejan Lovren from Southampton, but is he the man to plug the gaps in the leaky Reds defence?

Here are 14 reasons why the Croatian could be a hit on the Kop:

 

1. He Knows How To Score At Anfield

 

2. He Doesn’t Like Everton

 

3. He Really Doesn’t Like Everton

 

4. Everton Don’t Like Him

 

5. He Can Do This

 

6. And This

 

7. After Playing at Lyon He Speaks French, And So Could Talk Some Sense Into Mamadou Sakho

“Don’t dive in.” = "Ne pas plonger."

"Stay on your feet." = "Restez sur vos pieds."

 

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8. He Respects The Club’s Former Players

Lovren once took over Southampton’s Twitter account for a game against Stoke, and was impressed by the stature of an opposition player.

 

9. He’s Pretty Strong, Judging By The Fact That He Knocked Fred Over By Breathing On Him

 

10. He Has A Nice Taste In Sports Bras

 

11. He Can Fly

 

12. He Didn’t Score An Own Goal Last Season, Whereas Martin Skrtel Scored Four

 

13. The Strangest Punch In The World Didn’t Faze Him

“And what?”

 

14. He Loves A Nutmeg

 

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