Stephen Tudor is a freelance football writer who knows only slightly less about football than you do. A regular contributor to FourFourTwo, the Set Pieces, and others he was regularly taken to Maine Road as a child because his grandad predicted that one day Manchester City would be really, really good. When not scribbling for hire Stephen masquerades as Daisy Cutter, an online magazine that once made Bill Kenwright swear.

Why do the media want us to believe Kyle Walker's £50m move to Man City is the ruination of football?

One week ago the mainstream media found itself wrestling with an ethical conundrum. The transfer window had only recently been flung open and already Premier League clubs had splurged just shy of £500m. Last summer’s grand total of £1.1bn was set to be smashed largely due...